DANNI WON SURVIVOR AND STEPH WON RUNNER UP!

There you go.
Some spoilers :D

Kinda sad that Steph lost. Damn.

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Went to buy books today...and I met SERENE!!

Mum: Where can you buy new P.E shirt?

Me: Dunno.... at Geylang I think. But no need to buy new one lah.

Mum: Why? It looks old already..

Me: Aiyah.. old nevermind lah..

Mum: Yah. Suits you.

Me: -.-"

Serene: -sniggering away-

Serene Tan Hui Ying! You are a traitor!!

But you shall still be my bridesmaid though :D


Serene and I recoiled in horror when we saw how thick the A. maths book was.
It was the thickest book of the bunch.

An excerpt from the Asshole maths book:

We can use the Remainder Theorem to factorize polynomials. When the remainder theorem...blahblahblahblah...excuse us while we babble on and pretend people actually care about polynomials...yaddayadda more useless information yaddayadda...

I can tell that A. maths is really gonna be interesting.

The biology book is way more interesting.
It actually contains stuff like emphysema ...mammalian ANDAND epigeal germination.
Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Doesn't that excite you?

It really excites me... I find men who utter big words sooooooo sexy.

HA HA. IT'S A JOKE.

Let me tell you a little about Mendel's first Law of Seregation.
Because I know you want to know, you sly dog you.

*eh hem*

Mendel's first Law of Seregation states ( in modern terminology) that the pair of alleles contro- zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzSNOREzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzSNOREzzzzzzzzzzzzz ...... Huh? Oh I'm sorry. Did I fall asleep?

What am I going to do when my science teachers start babbling about alleles OR OR gamete formation?

I'm going to be in a coma faster than you can say "Science Sucks".

-ric